#but it's still weird

[strwberypink]

Is this really necessary

[woggle-bugger-me]

So, I can't be the only one who thinks 90% of Wicked merch is extremely tacky, right? It's odd because they put so much money into marketing, but so much of the actual merch just looks so... cheap. Like knockoff merch, only officially licenced.

[drama-galaxy]

The new Nintendo music app has character themed playlists for Rosalina, Cappy, Pauline, and even Pecharunt, but not Princess Peach, oddly

[the-potato-beeper]

huh. i'm weirdly... angry? tonight for some reason

[laziarteest]

Will I ever not be distracted by the flashback to young Lloyd in Dragons Rising where the voice is technically wrong U-U

[everybodylovesmusiala]

three bayern matches in a row without jamal starting just feel wrong

[kateeorg]

Percy Jackson Book Series: *Takes place almost entirely during summers, with the climax of the first book taking place on Summer Solstice.*

Percy Jackson Disney Series: *Releasing its first season right before the Winter Solstice*

Me: ???????

[extemporary-username]

Chigüiro

@starkeeper-the-storyteller

[sparkinghare]

Shout-out to the time I was walking home and someone left a sewing machine out on the sidewalk

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[momentokori]

Okay I need interaction of some sort before I freak out.

[femmeofhearts]

i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels

[shittygothbitch]

Tth

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

[malachitezmeyka]

Apparently my phone notes app has a limit of 16000 characters and I just reached it lmao